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Laughing is essential and for joke lovers, here are 100 short and funny jokes.
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Ah, the power of a good joke! Jokes have the ability to light up a room, bring people together, and even turn an ordinary day into a memorable one. So, for you who love a laugh and are always looking for a new joke to share, here are 100 short and funny jokes to liven up any situation.
- Why were the belts fastened? Because they held the pants!
- What did zero say to eight? Nice belt!
- what was the tomato doing at the bank? Extract.
- What did one printer say to the other? Is this sheet yours or is it my impression?
- What is the astronaut's favorite key? The spacebar.
- Why are ghosts so bad at telling lies? Because they are transparent.
- Heard about the new restaurant called Karma? There is no menu: you get what you deserve.
- Have you heard about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed some space.
- What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
- Why did the football player take so long to eat dinner? Because he thought he couldn't use his hands.
- Name the type of tree you can hold in your hand? A palm tree!
- Why do birds fly south in winter? It's faster than walking!
- Sandy's mother has four children; North, West, East. What is the name of the fourth child? Sandy, obviously!
- What's brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation.
- What did one math book say to the other? “I have so many problems.
- Which planet likes to sing? Nep-tune!
- Why was the boy talking on the phone lying down? In order not to drop the connection.
- All the fruits went on vacation in the mountains, except the papaya. Because papaya was papaya!
- Why did the Hulk's wife divorce him? Because she wanted a more mature man.
- Why don't plants talk? Because they are dumb.
- Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I'm still working on it.
- Why do the French eat snails? They don't like fast food.
- Do you know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
- What did the man say to the fingers? I'm counting on you.
- Why do Coca-Cola and Fanta get along so well? Because if Fanta fails, so will Coca-Cola.
- You know the photographer joke? It hasn't been revealed yet.
- What are green glasses for? For green close.
- You know how the redneck chick joke is? Pir.
- Why doesn't the pine get lost in the forest? It's because he has a pine cone
- Do you know who the king of cheeses is? It's the cottage cheese.
- Batman grabbed his dress shoe and bat blazer. Where did he go? To a Bat-zado.
- How does Batman get them to open the batcave? He claps.
- What are red glasses for? For red.
- Why doesn't the fireman like to walk? Because he helps!
- What is the name of the car that shows that it is going to rain? Black Celtic!
- What did the alien do in São Paulo? He went to visit Tioete!
- What is the cheese that suffers the most? The grated cheese!
- What medicine warns you when you're drinking too much? The paracetamal!
- Which Brazilian city does not have a taxi? Uberlândia!
- Why can't the radio have children? Because he is stereo.
- What did one chromosome say to the other? Cute chromosomes!
- What is the chicken that falls to the ground and freaks out? The chicken falls and pyre.
- What was the chicken lawyer doing at the police station? Went to release the chicken!
- What breed of cat jumps higher than a building? Any one, because buildings don't jump.
- Why can't stars be cats? Because astro doesn't meow.
- Do you know why the boy threw the computer into the sea? For him to surf the internet!
- Why are electrons never invited to parties? Because they are very negative.
- When was the first time Americans ate meat? When Cristóvão Com Lombo arrived.
- What's an old woman without a watch? One Without Time.
- Do you know why the police don't like washing powder? Because he likes to deter-people.
- What is a louse on a bald head? One without land.
- Why does Julia only have foot odor on her left foot? Because when she was little, her mother used to say: “Wash that right foot, Julia!”
- What's the difference between pizza and your opinion? Is that the pizza I ordered.
- All the fruits went on vacation in the mountains, except the papaya. Do you know why? Because papaya was papaya.
- The little plant went to the emergency room at the hospital, but could not be seen, why? Because there was only a doctor on duty there.
- Do you know the horse's website? It's www dot cavalinho dot com dot com dot com dot com.
- What was the pagodeiro doing in the church? He went to sing Pa God.
- What is it, what is it: Marijuana wrapped in newspaper? Based on real facts.
- 2 liters of milk crossed the street and were run over. One died, the other did not, why? Because one of them was long life.
- Why doesn't the elephant catch fire? Because he is already gray.
- How do enzymes reproduce? One enzyme is the other.
- Why did the alligator take the little alligator out of school? Because he year reptile.
- What name is given to a lost tool? Scythe.
- What is the most sacred food there is? The amen hurts.
- Why can't the radio have children? Because it's stereo.
- What is an astrologer riding a horse? A Knight of the Zodiac.
- Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they would crack up with laughter.
- Why did the cow go into space? To meet the void.
- What does the Mathematics book say to the History book? Don't give me a story, I'm already full of problems!
- What do elves learn at school? The Fir-Elf.
- Why are ghosts terrible liars? Because you can see right through them.
- Why did the king go to the bathroom? He wanted to sit on the throne!
- Why was Napoleon always called to parties in France? It's because he was Good At Party.
- Why is the spider the neediest animal in the world? Because she is an arachneedyou.
- — My son turned two yesterday and has been walking for six months. - Our! He must be long gone by now.
- — Leila, do you want to come to my fifteenth birthday party? Clear! But I can only stay a few hours.
- A redneck arrives at the house of a friend who was watching TV and asks: - What's up, steady? The other replies: - No, football!
- What is an astronaut's favorite part of a computer? The space key.
- I have a joke about chemistry. But I don't think there's going to be a reaction.
- What gets wetter the drier? A towel.
- What did one volcano ask the other when they woke up? Do you wash?
- What do you call the man who irons clothes? Iron Man.
- Why doesn't bread understand potatoes? Because bread is French and potatoes are English.
- What is the construction uncle? Uncle Jolo.
- Why was the fraction nervous about marrying the decimal? Because she would have to convert.
- Why was the computer cold? He had a virus.
- Once upon a time there was a little chick named Relam. Every time it rained, Relam chirped!
- What did the brick say to the other? There is a jealous among us.
- Which fruit rides on a train? The kiwi.
- What is a black dot on the plane? An airfly.
- How does the miner use the internet? By UAI-fai
- What is the best treatment for people suffering from constant shedding? Skydiving.
- A tennis shoe was thrown overboard and sank. What is the name of the film? Titanike.
- What did one alcohol say to another alcohol? Ethanols!
- What is the opposite of paperwork? Shovel dressed.
- What did the shoelace say to the shoe? I have a crush on you.
- How did Batman meet Robin? By chat.
- Why is the pig always happy? Because life is bacon.
- What is the height of loneliness? Live alone and run away from home.
- Why did the dog enter the church? Because he is a German Shepherd.
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