100 short and funny jokes

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Laughing is essential and for joke lovers, here are 100 short and funny jokes.

Per School EducationPosted in 20/07/2023 - 18:02

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Ah, the power of a good joke! Jokes have the ability to light up a room, bring people together, and even turn an ordinary day into a memorable one. So, for you who love a laugh and are always looking for a new joke to share, here are 100 short and funny jokes to liven up any situation.

1. Why were the belts fastened? Because they held the pants!
2. What did zero say to eight? Nice belt!
3. what was the tomato doing at the bank? Extract.
4. What did one printer say to the other? Is this sheet yours or is it my impression?
5. What is the astronaut's favorite key? The spacebar.
6. Why are ghosts so bad at telling lies? Because they are transparent.
7. Heard about the new restaurant called Karma? There is no menu: you get what you deserve.
8. Have you heard about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed some space.
9. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
10. Why did the football player take so long to eat dinner? Because he thought he couldn't use his hands.
11. Name the type of tree you can hold in your hand? A palm tree!
12. Why do birds fly south in winter? It's faster than walking!
13. Sandy's mother has four children; North, West, East. What is the name of the fourth child? Sandy, obviously!
14. What's brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation.
15. What did one math book say to the other? “I have so many problems.
16. Which planet likes to sing? Nep-tune!
17. Why was the boy talking on the phone lying down? In order not to drop the connection.
18. All the fruits went on vacation in the mountains, except the papaya. Because papaya was papaya!
19. Why did the Hulk's wife divorce him? Because she wanted a more mature man.
20. Why don't plants talk? Because they are dumb.
21. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I'm still working on it.
22. Why do the French eat snails? They don't like fast food.
23. Do you know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
24. What did the man say to the fingers? I'm counting on you.
25. Why do Coca-Cola and Fanta get along so well? Because if Fanta fails, so will Coca-Cola.
26. You know the photographer joke? It hasn't been revealed yet.
27. What are green glasses for? For green close.
28. You know how the redneck chick joke is? Pir.
29. Why doesn't the pine get lost in the forest? It's because he has a pine cone
30. Do you know who the king of cheeses is? It's the cottage cheese.
31. Batman grabbed his dress shoe and bat blazer. Where did he go? To a Bat-zado.
32. How does Batman get them to open the batcave? He claps.
33. What are red glasses for? For red.
34. Why doesn't the fireman like to walk? Because he helps!
35. What is the name of the car that shows that it is going to rain? Black Celtic!
36. What did the alien do in São Paulo? He went to visit Tioete!
37. What is the cheese that suffers the most? The grated cheese!
38. What medicine warns you when you're drinking too much? The paracetamal!
39. Which Brazilian city does not have a taxi? Uberlândia!
40. Why can't the radio have children? Because he is stereo.
41. What did one chromosome say to the other? Cute chromosomes!
42. What is the chicken that falls to the ground and freaks out? The chicken falls and pyre.
43. What was the chicken lawyer doing at the police station? Went to release the chicken!
44. What breed of cat jumps higher than a building? Any one, because buildings don't jump.
45. Why can't stars be cats? Because astro doesn't meow.
46. Do you know why the boy threw the computer into the sea? For him to surf the internet!
47. Why are electrons never invited to parties? Because they are very negative.
48. When was the first time Americans ate meat? When Cristóvão Com Lombo arrived.
49. What's an old woman without a watch? One Without Time.
50. Do you know why the police don't like washing powder? Because he likes to deter-people.
51. What is a louse on a bald head? One without land.
52. Why does Julia only have foot odor on her left foot? Because when she was little, her mother used to say: “Wash that right foot, Julia!”
53. What's the difference between pizza and your opinion? Is that the pizza I ordered.
54. All the fruits went on vacation in the mountains, except the papaya. Do you know why? Because papaya was papaya.
55. The little plant went to the emergency room at the hospital, but could not be seen, why? Because there was only a doctor on duty there.
56. Do you know the horse's website? It's www dot cavalinho dot com dot com dot com dot com.
57. What was the pagodeiro doing in the church? He went to sing Pa God.
58. What is it, what is it: Marijuana wrapped in newspaper? Based on real facts.
59. 2 liters of milk crossed the street and were run over. One died, the other did not, why? Because one of them was long life.
60. Why doesn't the elephant catch fire? Because he is already gray.
61. How do enzymes reproduce? One enzyme is the other.
62. Why did the alligator take the little alligator out of school? Because he year reptile.
63. What name is given to a lost tool? Scythe.
64. What is the most sacred food there is? The amen hurts.
65. Why can't the radio have children? Because it's stereo.
66. What is an astrologer riding a horse? A Knight of the Zodiac.
67. Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they would crack up with laughter.
68. Why did the cow go into space? To meet the void.
69. What does the Mathematics book say to the History book? Don't give me a story, I'm already full of problems!
70. What do elves learn at school? The Fir-Elf.
71. Why are ghosts terrible liars? Because you can see right through them.
72. Why did the king go to the bathroom? He wanted to sit on the throne!
73. Why was Napoleon always called to parties in France? It's because he was Good At Party.
74. Why is the spider the neediest animal in the world? Because she is an arachneedyou.
75. — My son turned two yesterday and has been walking for six months. - Our! He must be long gone by now.
76. — Leila, do you want to come to my fifteenth birthday party? Clear! But I can only stay a few hours.
77. A redneck arrives at the house of a friend who was watching TV and asks: - What's up, steady? The other replies: - No, football!
78. What is an astronaut's favorite part of a computer? The space key.
79. I have a joke about chemistry. But I don't think there's going to be a reaction.
80. What gets wetter the drier? A towel.
81. What did one volcano ask the other when they woke up? Do you wash?
82. What do you call the man who irons clothes? Iron Man.
83. Why doesn't bread understand potatoes? Because bread is French and potatoes are English.
84. What is the construction uncle? Uncle Jolo.
85. Why was the fraction nervous about marrying the decimal? Because she would have to convert.
86. Why was the computer cold? He had a virus.
87. Once upon a time there was a little chick named Relam. Every time it rained, Relam chirped!
88. What did the brick say to the other? There is a jealous among us.
89. Which fruit rides on a train? The kiwi.
90. What is a black dot on the plane? An airfly.
91. How does the miner use the internet? By UAI-fai
92. What is the best treatment for people suffering from constant shedding? Skydiving.
93. A tennis shoe was thrown overboard and sank. What is the name of the film? Titanike.
94. What did one alcohol say to another alcohol? Ethanols!
95. What is the opposite of paperwork? Shovel dressed.
96. What did the shoelace say to the shoe? I have a crush on you.
97. How did Batman meet Robin? By chat.
98. Why is the pig always happy? Because life is bacon.
99. What is the height of loneliness? Live alone and run away from home.
100. Why did the dog enter the church? Because he is a German Shepherd.

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